Jolly Holiday Ringtones

Ain't it a glorious day? Ripe as a morning in May, I feel like I could fly Have you ever seen the grass so green Or a bluer sky? Oh it's a jolly holiday with Mary Mary makes your heart so light When the day is gray and ordinary Mary makes the sun shine bright Oh happiness is blooming all around her The daffodils are smiling at the dove When Mary holds your hand, you feel so grand Your heart starts beating like a big brass band It's a jolly holiday with Mary No wonder that it's Mary that we love Oh it's a jolly holiday with Mary Mary makes your heart so light When the day is gray and ordinary Mary makes the sun shine bright Oh happiness is blooming all around her The daffodils are smiling at the dove When Mary holds your hand, you feel so grand Your heart starts beating like a big brass band It's a jolly holiday with Mary No wonder that it's Mary that we love Oh it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert Gentlemen like you are few Though you're just a diamond in the rough, Bert Underneath your blood is blue You'd never think of pressing your advantage Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed A lady needn't fear when you are near Your sweet gentility is crystal clear Oh it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert A jolly jolly holiday with you

All that it takes is a spark Then something, plain as a park Becomes a wonderland All you have to do Is look a-new Then you'll understand Why it's a jolly holiday with Mary Mary makes your heart so light Oh, really. When the day is grey and ordinary Mary makes the sun shine bright You do talk nonsense, Bert. Oh, 'appiness is blooming all around 'er The daffodils are smiling at the dove When Mary holds your 'and You feel so grand Your 'eart starts beatin' Like a big brass band You've got enough brass for all of us. Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Mary No wonder that it's Mary that we love Come along, you two. Boring, just like other nannies Thinking parks are good for us It's just statues, ducks and grannies I don't understand all the fuss Is she doing it to spite us? We could lose her for a lark Perhaps it's all a plot I'll tell you what She seems so different But I bet she's not There is nothing to excite us In the park Who are you? I'm Neleus, and I thought Mary Poppins would never let me get down from this plinth! Ain't it a glorious day Right as a morning in May I feel like I could fly Have you ever seen The grass so green? Oh, Bert. Or a bluer sky? Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Mary Bad days I've never known You can ask the passing statuary Nothing's ever set in stone You're looking tip-top from top to toe. If I may say so. Thank you, Bert. And you may. Oh it's a jolly holiday with Mary No wonder that it's Mary that we love Oi! Do you think Neleus is lookin' a bit timid today? No. Why? I knew him when he was a little bolder. A little boulder, ha ha! To see a statue dance like that You can't believe your eyes You fear you've lost your marbles But the thinker thinks you're wise So you should hasten, call a mason Tell him what you've seen If he knows his craft he'll think you're daft But we'll know what you mean Oh it's a jolly holiday with Mary No wonder that it's Mary that we love Now Notre Dame can cause alarm And I've me own hunch why Those gargoyles need to gargle 'Cos their throats get rather dry And just between us, I know Venus Has a vice that shocks She often drinks with a sphinx who winks It's neat and on the rocks Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Mary No wonder that it's Mary that we love Let's go for jaunty saunter You are bound to make your mark Looks like all of you were all born to Take a promenade in the park With those finely-chiselled features You can look down from above Each man out with his dog would stand agog To see a statue take a gentle jog It's (it's) no (no) wonder that it's Mary That (that) we (we) love Love love love Love love love No wonder that it's Mary that we love It's a jolly holiday with you, Bert Gentlemen like you are few Though you're just a diamond in the rough, Bert Underneath, your blood is blue Your blood is blue You'd never think of pressing your advantage Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed A lady needn't fear when you are near Your sweet gentility is crystal clear It's crystal clear Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert It's a jolly holiday A jolly, jolly holiday with you With you Oh it's a jolly holiday with Mary Mary makes your heart so light When the day is grey and ordinary Mary makes the sun shine bright Oh happiness is blooming all around her The daffodils are smiling at the dove Let's go for jaunty saunter We are bound to make our mark Looks like all of us were all born to Take a promenade in the park With our finely-chiseled features We can look down from above When Mary holds your hand You feel so grand Your heart starts beating Like a big brass band Oh it's a jolly holiday with Mary It's no wonder that it's Mary that we love No wonder that it's Mary that we love